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Starting today, 18 September 2008, I’ll periodically update this list as needed.

• Ketchup packets don’t keep forever.
• Getting toothpaste in your eye hurts. Even a small amount of toothpaste.
• No matter how late a 2-year-old goes to bed, he’s going to get up way too early the next day.
• Only rubes come anywhere close to a JCPenney’s Portrait Studio without a handful of coupons.
• If you have one of those little plastic cups of fruit and the plastic cover on top is puffed up like it’s about to pop, just throw it away. Don’t bother opening it up to give the fruit a small taste “just to be sure”.